Crimes Against Humanity

Wow... now I won't lie, I've rented some grade A crap, *cough* Wendigo *cough*. But seriously, I thought for a long time Mortal Combat Annihilation was the worst movie ever made, people say Battle Field Earth sucks, but Mortal Kombat Annihilation has it beat hands down. But what’s this? Something that’s worse? No! I won't believe it... House of the Dead... you've somehow done it.

Here is my review:
"Wow... ... I mean... I'm actually speechless as to how bad this movie was. I have a question for the director; did you watch this movie? I mean, its sometimes hard judge your own work, but if I take a dump where I sleep, I know I've done something wrong. This is actually the worst movie, I have ever seen. It’s actually worse than Mortal Combat 2, and that is no small feat. You have to TRY to make a movie this bad."

Apparently Alone in the Dark is even worse... I can't see how, I have to see it now. 90% of the people on Tribute.ca gave House of the Dead 1 star... and the film featured footage from none other than the arcade video game... ARCADE GAME FOOTAGE IS USED _IN_ THE MOVIE!!!

Here are some reviews of House of the Dead;
"You'd have more fun standing in an arcade and watching someone else play the game."-- Scott Von Doviak, FORT WORTH STAR-TELEGRAM
"I want my ninety minutes back."-- Kevin A. Ranson, MOVIECRYPT.COM
"Takes out a moviegoer's limbic brain and cerebral cortex. All that's left functioning is the reptilian brain, droning: Kill The Things. Kill The Things..."-- Bob Campbell, NEWARK STAR-LEDGER

Here are some quotes for Alone in the Dark, a movie he ALSO directed. It is aparently worse;
"A film so mind-blowingly horrible that it teeters on the edge of cinematic immortality."-- Peter Hartlaub, SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE

"The three stars have seen better days, but I'd like to think they could still do something classier and more dignified than this. Like gay porn."-- Rob Vaux, FLIPSIDE MOVIE EMPORIUM

"Terrible beyond belief, like the worst 1940s serial ever made. As for Slater and Dorff...well, they've been in worse movies--wait a minute, no they haven't."-- Frank Swietek, ONE GUY'S OPINION

Don't see either of these movies, I'll watch Alone in the Dark, and take the bullet for everyone. Come back later, and I'll tell you just how bad it is.

Oh, a good place to go for reviews is this place: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/

Socks

I've decided white socks are preposterous, and so are nuclear weapons. But the nuclear weapons thing is kind of a serious issue, and I'm sure I'll rant about that later. Anyway, I was doing laundry today and I realized NONE of my white socks look very white. I blame fruit of the loom. Why would you make a white sock? Why would you make something that comes between your foot and the ground white? I mean... come on! I'll probably end up buying white socks again, simply because I grab the first thing I see and buy it, because I hate shopping.

On a side note, its kind of odd to be posting these useless thoughts somewhere, but... I like it.

And so it begins...

Aparently I HAVE to post something to at least edit my blog...